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4.03 - The Hobbit, the Sofa and Digger Stiles

MARTY: Hi.
RORY: Hi.
MARTY: I'm on the floor.
RORY: You were sleeping.
MARTY: I have no clothes on.
RORY: No, you don't.
MARTY: I'm on the floor, I have no clothes on, and you're a girl, so I must be. . .
RORY: On the wrong floor.

MARTY: Great. Now for the rest of my time at Yale, I'm gonna be "the naked guy."
RORY: I'm sorry.
MARTY: And you know what's really great? Tomorrow, when the "naked guy" nickname starts spreading around campus like wildfire, I'm gonna be in my third hour of throwing up.
RORY: Well, it's been really quiet out here for a while now, so there's a chance that no one but me has actually seen you yet.
MARTY: Oh yeah?
RORY: I promise I won't say anything. And if there's a chance that you could refrain from, you know, being naked again in the wrong hallway at the next party, then there's a chance you might get a completely different nickname, like "the never-naked guy."

MARTY: Hey, weren't you in my Japanese Fiction class today?
RORY: Yeah, that's right.
MARTY: I thought so. Hi, I'm, uh. . .Marty.
RORY: Um. . .Rory.
MARTY: I won't remember that tomorrow.
RORY: That's perfectly understandable.

4.05 - The Fundamental Things Apply

MARTY: You remembered.
RORY: Well, I wasn't the one passed out in the hallway, so I had a better shot.

MARTY: I embarrassed you.
RORY: It's fine.
MARTY: I'm sorry. I was just so relieved that I could finally approach you.
RORY: Why couldn't you approach me?
MARTY: Well, that night was really humiliating, so every time I saw you after that, I just hid. But then when I saw you show up this morning like that, I thought, here's my chance to even the playing field.
RORY: Marty, this is not as embarrassing as being totally naked.
MARTY: No, it's not. But it's close
RORY: Um, well, consider the playing field leveled.

4.09 - Ted Koppel's Big Night Out

RORY: I want you to meet Marty.
LORELAI: Oh, naked guy.
MARTY: You told your mother about me.
RORY: Um, yeah. Well, I included some anecdotes where you were actually clothed, too.
MARTY: Oh, I appreciate that.