Quotes

Act 1

Dr. Horrible: Ah hahahaha. Ah ha haaaa. A haaaa. So that's you know… coming along. I'm working with a vocal coach. Strengthening the “ahhaa”. A lot of guys ignore the laugh and that's about standards. I mean, if you're going to get into the Evil League of Evil you HAVE to have a memorable laugh. I mean do you think Bad Horse didn't work on his whinny? His terrible… Death… whinny.

Dr. Horrible: EMAILS! 2sly4you writes: “hey genius” wow. Sarcasm. That's ORIGINAL.

Dr. Horrible: Ok, DUDE you're NOT my nemesis. My nemesis is Captain Hammer. Captain Hammer, Corporate TOOL. He dislocated my shoulder… Again… last week.

Dr. Horrible: I'm just a few weeks away from a real, audible, connection.

Dr. Horrible: Wednesdays and Saturdays except twice last month, you skipped the weekend. Or, if that was you. It coulda been someone else, I mean, I've SEEN you. Billy is my name.

 

Act 2

Penny: Iit is so dumb that we've been coming here so long and never spoke.
Dr. Horrible: I know. All those months doing a stunningly boring chore.
Penny: I'm a fan of laundry.
Dr. Horrible: Psych! I love it.

Penny: He's a really good looking guy, and I thought he was kinda cheesy at first...
Dr. Horrible: Trust your instincts.
Penny: But, he turned out to be totally sweet. Sometimes people are layered like that. there's something totally different underneath than what's on the surface.
Dr. Horrible: And sometimes there's a third, even deeper level and that one is the same as the top surface one.
Penny: Huh?
Dr. Horrible: Like with pie...

Dr. Horrible: It was less successful in that I inadvertantly introduced my arch-nemesis to the girl of my dreams, and now he's taking her out on dates, and they're probably going to french kiss or something.

Dr. Horrible:
SO as of tonight I am in the Evil League of Evil if all goes according to plan; which it WILL because I hold a P.H.D in Horribleness. See you at the aftermath. PEACE! But not literally...

Dr. Horrible: I also need to be a LITTLE bit more careful about what I say on this blog. Apparently the L.A.P.D and Captain Hammer are among our viewers.

Dr. Horrible: Killing's not elegant or creative. It's not my style.

Dr. Horrible: I wanna do great things, you know? I wanna be an achiever. Like Bad Horse...
Penny: The thouroghbred of sin?
Dr. Horrible: I meant Ghandi.

Dr. Horrible: Right. Him. How are things with "cheesy on the outside"?

Dr. Horrible: OH! Goodness. Look at my wrist. I gotta go.
Penny: But what about your clothes?
Dr. Horrible: I don't love these. See ya.