Quotes

The Wish

Vampire Willow: Bored now.

Vampire Willow: This is the part that's less fun. When there isn't any screaming.

Vampire Willow: No fun. She didn't even hardly fight.

Vampire Willow: So, you're pleased?
Master: Ecstatic.
Vampire Willow: Then... can I play with the puppy?

Vampire Willow: Daytime's the worst. Cooped up for hours. Can't hunt. But the Master said I could play. Isn't that fun, Puppy? Aw... Puppy's being all quiet. Come on. Don't be a spoilsport. Guess what today is? Today the plant opens. It's a big party. You remember I told you about the plant? All those people you tried to save? It's gonna be quick for them. Not for you, though. It's gonna be slow for you. That's right, Puppy... Willow's gonna make you bark. Oh... Maybe I went too hard on you last time.

Vampire Willow: Uh-oh. Puppy got out.

 

Dopplegangland

Vampire Willow: Get your friends. Bring them here. The world's no fun anymore. We're gonna make it the way it was. Starting with the Bronze.

Vampire Willow: Look. Everyone's all afraid. It's just like old times.

Vampire Willow: You don't have to be afraid... just to please me. If you're all good boys and girls, we'll make you young and strong forever and ever.

Vampire Willow: Questions? Comments?
Oz: Willow. You don't wanna do this.
Vampire Willow: I don't? But I'm so good at it.

Vampire Willow: No. This is a dumb world. In my world there are people in chains, and we can ride them like ponies.

Vampire Willow: Well, look at me. I'm all fuzzy.

Vampire Willow: But I don't know... I kinda *like* the idea of the two of us. We could be quite a team, if you came around to *my* way of thinking.

Vampire Willow: You don't wanna play, I guess I can't force you. Oh, wait. I can.

Vampire Willow: Yeah. Lemme out... 'Cause I'm so helpless.

Vampire Willow: Uh, I was looking at books. I like... books... ...'cause I'm shy.

Cordelia: What? Do I have something on my neck?
Vampire Willow: Not yet.

Vampire Willow: This world's no fun.