Quotes Season 5

5.11 - Damage

ANDREW: Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding onto false hope, but... I knew you'd come back. You're like... you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Ohh... he's alive, Frodo. He's alive.

ANDREW: WeŚwe saved the world together. I mean, Buffy helped, but... it was mostly us.

ANDREW: 6 months ago, Buffy, Vampyr Slayer extraordinaire, had her lesbian witch make with the beaucoup de magie. One light show later...

ANDREW: Bravo. I see your senses seem to be as well-honed as your Viggo Mortensen pectorals.
SPIKE: What are you doin' out here, Andrew?
ANDREW: This is where the action is, bro. On the mean streets. Can you dig it?
SPIKE: Go back to Wolfram & Hart. Don't have time for games.
ANDREW: That's good, 'cause Andy ain't playin'. You're not the only one who's changed. Mr. Giles has been training me. I'm faster, stronger, and 82% more manly than the last time weŚ

ANDREW: Think we're just gonna let you take her back to your evil stronghold? Well, as they say in Mexico... No. We're not...gonna... let you.
ANGEL: She's psychotic, and I'm not turning her over...to you.
ANDREW: You don't have a choice. Check the view screen, Uhura. I got 12 Vampyr Slayers behind me, and not one of them has ever dated you. She's coming with us one way or another.

5.20 - The Girl In Question

ANDREW: Buffy and Dawn are letting me crash. My casa was incinerated when that thing happened.
SPIKE: What thing?
ANDREW: Cultural misunderstanding. Let us speak of more pleasant times. Entrate pure. I part my threshold. I mean, my apartment. Obviously.